This list courtesy of Cats & Rabbits & More (http://www.catsandrabbitsandmore.com/) Thanks to Amy Spintman for permission to repost!
- Their grocery bill is higher than yours and every cardboard box you encounter is analyzed for it’s ‘bunny appropriateness’
- You don’t think twice when things end up with chew holes
- When people think of rabbits you immediately come to mind
- You know what your rabbit is thinking by the tilt of their head, their ears, etc. even when others think they’re just sitting there
- Every flower and every twig is considered for other uses as you walk in the forest
- You go on and on about how beautiful the Romaine lettuce was at the grocery store You thump when you’re angry
- You become obsessed with poop
- You go to the produce store and buy absolutely nothing for yourself, only for the rabbits
- You have hay EVERYWHERE
- You own at least 2 vacuum cleaners for the sole purpose of sucking-up hay and poops Your rabbit looks at you, wanting to be fed, and you actually hear a voice coming from him in your head saying, ” Get off your lazy rear end and FEED ME NOW!” …and he sounds like a NYC cabbie
- You make a special trip to the store just to get bananas
- You wear your nibbled clothing like a badge of honor
- The smell of fresh hay makes you think of home and your sweet-faced little angels (who toss it all over the house)
- The person at the desk at the vets freaks out over their 500 dollar vet bill, and you just snicker ’cause you know that’s just small change
- All your sheets have nibbles in them The TV reception goes out because the antenna cable was chewed off
- You talk about your bunny memories as often or more than you talk about other family memories
- It dawns on you that they are actually training you, instead of you training them
- You have to buy computer mice in six-packs because “something” keeps happening to the cords
- Your drink has a piece of parsley in the bottom of it
- You have a piece of leftover carrot in your purse
- You forgo the ownership of the $500 Dyson for the $50 shop vac ’cause the shop vac just sucks that hay up better
- You buy adult “pee” pads (and don’t blush while doing it) so your bunny can snuggle in bed with you
- You find you self saying “Don’t talk to me like that young man” to a rabbit..and thump back at them if they thump
- You call your vet’s office and just say “Hi” to whoever answers the phone -and they know who it is
- Everyone at the grocery store thinks you eat so healthy because half your order is greens
- When you meet another bunny person it’s like a gift
