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YOU KNOW YOU’RE OWNED BY A RABBIT WHEN….

Posted by Admin On July - 28 - 2010

This list courtesy of Cats & Rabbits & More (http://www.catsandrabbitsandmore.com/) Thanks to Amy Spintman for permission to repost!

  • Their grocery bill is higher than yours and every cardboard box you encounter is analyzed for it’s ‘bunny appropriateness’
  • You don’t think twice when things end up with chew holes
  • When people think of rabbits you immediately come to mind
  • You know what your rabbit is thinking by the tilt of their head, their ears, etc. even when others think they’re just sitting there
  • Every flower and every twig is considered for other uses as you walk in the forest
  • You go on and on about how beautiful the Romaine lettuce was at the grocery store You thump when you’re angry
  • You become obsessed with poop
  • You go to the produce store and buy absolutely nothing for yourself, only for the rabbits
  • You have hay EVERYWHERE
  • You own at least 2 vacuum cleaners for the sole purpose of sucking-up hay and poops Your rabbit looks at you, wanting to be fed, and you actually hear a voice coming from him in your head saying, ” Get off your lazy rear end and FEED ME NOW!” …and he sounds like a NYC cabbie
  • You make a special trip to the store just to get bananas
  • You wear your nibbled clothing like a badge of honor
  • The smell of fresh hay makes you think of home and your sweet-faced little angels (who toss it all over the house)
  • The person at the desk at the vets freaks out over their 500 dollar vet bill, and you just snicker ’cause you know that’s just small change
  • All your sheets have nibbles in them The TV reception goes out because the antenna cable was chewed off
  • You talk about your bunny memories as often or more than you talk about other family memories
  • It dawns on you that they are actually training you, instead of you training them
  • You have to buy computer mice in six-packs because “something” keeps happening to the cords
  • Your drink has a piece of parsley in the bottom of it
  • You have a piece of leftover carrot in your purse
  • You forgo the ownership of the $500 Dyson for the $50 shop vac ’cause the shop vac just sucks that hay up better
  • You buy adult “pee” pads (and don’t blush while doing it) so your bunny can snuggle in bed with you
  • You find you self saying “Don’t talk to me like that young man” to a rabbit..and thump back at them if they thump
  • You call your vet’s office and just say “Hi” to whoever answers the phone -and they know who it is
  • Everyone at the grocery store thinks you eat so healthy because half your order is greens
  • When you meet another bunny person it’s like a gift

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